“Do you have a car?” He asked

I paused, looking at his happy face and the wide smile that exposed his teeth of which two were missing. He is smart and five. I knew I had to answer the question intelligently. “Oh! No, I don’t have a car.” Then, I saw his face which was almost invaded by disappointment. “But…” I continued, “Just like your mom and dad, mine has cars.” He took a deep breathe, it was dramatic.

Battle line was drawn!

“Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they’re going to catch you in next.”
-Franklin P. Jones

He stood up, stared at me and said; “I can’t believe you have a daddy!” I knew it was a trap, the beginning of a heated debate and that was his opening speech. I pushed down my glasses and fixed my eyes on him. “Why?” I asked. He laughed, covering his face and turned back to me with a straight face. “He’s not going to answer, is he? “ I wondered. Well, I continued; “Yes, I have a father and a mother”. Immediately, he took off! “Wait, but my mommy doesn’t have a daddy and mommy.” To settle everything, I posed a question to him; “And you do have grandparents, how come?” “Oh man! Listen, my mommy has grandparents; she doesn’t have mommy and daddy.” He answered with super full confidence level. My question had only complicated things. However, I was interested in knowing the reasons behind his view. I said to him; “You are saying that for an unclear reason, I know”. With both of his hands, he slapped his face and making the urrrrgggghhhhh sound, he shouted; “My grandma is not old but old and my grandpa uses a walking stick, how can they be my mommy’s parents? No! They are her grandparents.”

Makeup Hustle
The natural capacity of strategic plans common in the women community to achieve an alluring appearance!

If my definition uproots your sense of uncertainty, hence, proving that our views are likely to be unrelated, it only confirms that you are unaccustomed with any of these categories listed below.

If yes, then you are LUCKY!

CATEGORY ONE

Women, who are tenacious in upping their makeup game, visualises every event as an opportunity to exhibit their skills, however, their makeup triumph disconnects with the gunned look.

Warm, soft, unassuming but in you lie the weapon of surrender.
In your embrace mighty men crumble, kings rendered powerless
Queens beckon for your touch, in it is the beauty of womanhood: beauty and strength you resonate.

In the lurking terror of the dark , you shield the mind from worry and fear
In the blackness and loneliness of the night, you soothe the heart in comfort.
Oh! What a lovely sight you are to behold; the great lover of all.

Your care defies gender
You love both men and women alike………gentle is your touch
soft is your kiss
warm is your embrace
No wonder your name is laced on every lip seeking rest from life’s innumerable and inevitable troubles.
Oh dear! What tragedy it would’ve been without you.